Thursday, March 31, 2011

Getting sick lately....

Hai peeps , so yeap if you have been sick lately like moi you should know how extremly boring it is god i was at home doing nothing for 3 days + man but i was really sick i had the flu but then i still do im just better so theres ur anwser pau pau if u are asking why i havent talked to u on msm XD srrry i have been getting on but ur never on this week U<U , so if you are also sick i recommend you some things so you do not die of boredom.

  • watch tv
  • go on the internet and look up interesting stuff like why cant penguins fly
  • text your friends in school so they get their phones taken away
  • go look at rambom peoples blogs
  • eat lots of stuff
  • my mom says to eat soup and stuff
  • look for the clothes u are gonna wear when you get back to school
  • go play with your dogs if u have any
  • read >;3
  • play with moms clothes
  • rest
  • look up justin bieber to make fun of him
  • call selena gomez a pedo for dating him
  • find better stuff to read than this
bai~~
from maria~~ <33

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Isn't that Just So Funnay.

ROAD TRIP!! Rin: THE CLIFF!! THE CLIFF!! DON'T FALL OFF!!
This picture is hilarious. Looks like the family road trip to Long Beach every year for me. I'd be Rin, screaming. XD
Uscared?

Monday, March 21, 2011

RESIST THE DESTRUCTIVE URGE!

Have you ever just wanted to pulvarize, eliminate, obliterate, wipe out a certain someone by torturing and tormenting their very last miniscule, minute molecule causing them to be nothing more than a pathetic heap on the floor, kissing your feet, begging you through their gushing crimson tears to stop the destruction as you transform and bend and distort them painfully, agonizingly into a miserable disaster and then depleting their existence till there is nothing more left of them than a stain in one's mind, a faint memory of a hopeless nothing that is soon to be fading away, a ghost of what once was, drifting out of your mind more and more and more by the millisecond as you go about your next day, laughing of what was the past in which you had so much time gloriously sinning the earth with your destruction yet knowing no one on this earth cares about the small, petite smudge, speck, flaw that you wiped out of this world as your rage consumed you and it was the only thing you desired to do at that very moment you did it, destroying a pitiful, pathetic being and then snickering at the mess you cleaned up the very next day, as things go right and easy with that worthless scum gone from the world for good and your life going the way you want it because of the "disappearence" of a certain someone?

...Well I have.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

My Make Up Routine

Well, my friends been asking how I put on my make up so I'mma say, and give tips for people with different faces than mine.
I first start with the liquid foundation. You dot it around your face-- for me, three dots on each cheek, one on the chin, one on the nose, and two or three on the forehead cuz my forehead's big. It depends on what face shape you have-- smaller forehead, less dots, etc. You don't want to overdo it or your face'll look cakey!
After dotting your face with it, rub it in, in the direction of your itty bitty face hairs--downwards for the cheeks, chin and nose; the hairs on your forehead are split in the middle, so rub the foundation to the left on your left side and right on the right side of the forehead.


Dot it on the face, like so.
Next, I put on blush with one of those big fluffy brushes. Here's a tip-- smile to yourself in the mirror before putting it on. Then you can see your cheek bones-- apply it there. Again, only a light amount, so you don't look like you have big red circles on your cheeks xD Like a clown.


Kinda looks scary when you skim your eyes on it.
Next, we get to the eyes!  This part especially depends on the person. Since my eyes are one of my best features, I don't need to do much to them--don't put on what you don't need. I apply eyeshadow, then mascara. My eyelashes are longer than the Mississippi River, so I just use mascara to darken them. But some girls need to do the precedure differently!
Always do eyelashes last. I start with eyeshadow. Though if you got circle lenses or colored contacts, put those on first. If you want a mature look, go for mild tones similar to your skin color; if you want a smokey look, darker tones blended in with eachother; a cute, sweet look, lighter, sparklier tones.
Next, a lotta girls do the eyeliner, although I don't need to. Again, the eyeliner depends-- for the mature look, black eyeliner that builds up more on the outer corner of the eye. For the smokey look, a heavier bit of black eyeliner. For the sweet look, lighter colors of eyeliner like lavender or silver.

Tutorial for a mature (yet cute and pretty) eye.

Lastly, the eyelashes! Put on them falsies if you have any. I just put on some mascara and I'm good to go. Make sure the mascara isn't too chunky though. Or, if you need to, curl the lashes first then add mascara. Whatever mascara fits your needs-- lengthening kind, volumizing kind, or the kind that does BOTH. =3 Pretty eyelashes look good with all styles.
And finally, add some gloss to your lips. I put on some chapstick first so my lips don't get dry, then some gloss. Occasionally, lipstain too. Whatever you please, but if you wear lip liner make sure it is always lighter than the lipstick! And don't wear lipstick all the time or it will suck out the natural color of your lips.



There you have it! Tips on making your face look purdy!! x3

Sunday, March 13, 2011

♥~ Prayers for Japan ~♥

Created by Victoria of Lolita Charm. Reblog! Repost! Repray!
How devastating. And I was going to meet family over there, finally meet my Japanese relatives, speak to them in the language, have some fun... now this madness ruined all of that. I hope they are okay.
It feels terrible to see such tragedies and trouble all the way over there, and not being able to help! I wish I could do something. America could, anyways. Japan shouldn't have to deal with this on their own.
Well, I am praying for everyone in Japan. Every lolita, every gyaru, every fairy, every businessman! I pray no lolita dress dare get dirty in this catastrophe! Stay strong, everyone! > ^ <!

Monday, March 7, 2011

Plagiarists: Pretenders of the Universe

Aah, copy-cats. Or, if you want to be fancy, plagiarists. These pretty little things make up the "speshul" people in this world. You know, the stupid ones.
Some are sneaky about it. Just an "inspiration" here, a "motivation" there. A little copying won't hurt. It's not like nobody will ever know, right?
Then there are the others.

Others.
The ones that completely believe that nobody'll know if they rip off of anything. Maybe they get carried away. Perhaps they were dropped by their mothers when they were young. Possibly, they are old men still living in their mother's basement. Copying each and every last ornate, intricate detail, then changing it up a bit by removing the gun from his hands or putting flowers in the basket she's holding. Those people out there who just aren't bright enough to make a simple picture up by themselves, who most likely can't take a crap by themselves, so copy the amazing people who can.

There are many plagiarists out there. Lots n lots. But, I've only found a few. So I shall show the few that deserve a mighty "Hurp Durp" award.

Joustar: Stop Pretending You Are CLAMP.

This beautiful little manga-making publisher comes from China! Possibly the dumbest plagiarist I have ever seen in my life. Applause!
Welp, Maria-chan showed me this article here, posted by Existence Proof, about an idiot plagiarizing good ol' CLAMP. I thought it would just be a picture or two with poses of Sakura that look identical to another girl. Yeah, no. Oh my goodness, was I wrong.

Well over thirty comparisons that look basically the exact same as CLAMP's original pictures.

I'm not talking about "she has the same hair style", "he has the same outfit". I'm talking FULL-ON, "Hai world, I'm an idiot who can't make up ANYTHING for myself!" replicas. Some literally copied background items from CLAMP's pictures and pasted them onto "their" pictures exactly.
Why, oh why, Joustar, would you even DARE mess with CLAMP? You know, the most popular mangaka group in the world with probably thousands of fans in every country? That's more fans than the sweatdrops in your armpits! Crazy, I know!
At first I didn't know who was this idiot, but then Maria-chan showed me this link here.
My favorite was the one where they copied Syaoran, him posing holding a pistol in the air, and just took the gun out of his hand. That'll save us for sure!
While Existence Proof has plenty of pictures (and there must be more) copying CLAMP, I'll show you two that just left me stunned. Stupidity is golden. The capitons will read what Joustar was saying during the creation of their dog doo.

Okay gaiz, if we make him not wink, nobody'll suspect anyfin. Give her a ponytail, tew. And pink stuff, on, on her clothes.
Oh man. You guys are so original. Not only is that guy posing the EXACT SAME WAY, the cake, teacup, and outfit-maid-theme is so MYSTERIOUSLY similar. Bravo, guys, at least that dotted background is something.

Close up, gaiz. Close up and give her some pink sockz. And turn that stuffed-thing brown n stuff.
You make me wonder, Joustar, why you even try. This is beyond plagiarism. This is just brutal. You've managed to copy everything and just slightly change the things original about the manga. Congratulations, you're not good at anything.

Jigoku Shoujo: No, Ai-chan! Whyyyyyy!

I don't blame the Jigoku Shoujo Project for this, nor Ai-chan (please don't send me to hell). I blame whoever thought it was a great idea to make a live-action drama. ;-;
This I found by myself. I AM ASHAMED. My FAVORITE anime (second fav now- Go Umineko!) copying my FAVORITE video game-- Fatal Frame. I don't think anyone found out yet ;-; But I know, in my heart, that it is WRONG. *Tears*
Check this out:


This is a picture of Fatal Frame 2: Crimson Butterfly, if you didn't know. Place close attention to those butterflies. Now look at this picture of the Jigoku Shoujo Drama:



The butterfly to the right of Ai-chan is an exact, reversed-replica of the butterfly swirling to the right of Mayu (the twin in the back). *Sniffle* I thought I trusted you...
Someone, tell me I'm wrong. Tell me this is a lie!!!

Last but not least...
Give a big hand for Angel Beats!

Angel Beats! is really cute, but c'mon now. Copy HARUHI? Who on earth would do such a thing? I would expect that from Joustar, not Key.


Someone needs common sense now.  You added all the essentials to making a Haruhi, people are going to find out. Hairstyle, school uniform, hair bow... it just looks like an abstract-colored version of Haruhi! Just cuz you made so many awesome visual novals and animes, doesn't mean you can get away with that.

There you have it people! See ya next time on Plagiarists: Pretenders of the Universe! >w<

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Getting Him to Notice You: Dokidoki Crisis!

Strawberry Red Love!

My BFF Nancy (I call her Koi-chan) gave me this email because I was feeling down today, thinking some chic was stealing my beloved purinsu (crush in Paulina language). It was so brilliant I thought I'd share it with everyone else T^T *Tears of joy* You make me proud, Koi-chan.

~Koi-chan's Guide to Getting You Purinsu~

1. Know that every man is the same in one aspect.
When he first sees or meets a girl, he will undoubtedly be interested no matter what. You have to ask him to hang out quickly before his attention is lost, though. 
 
2. Smile.
Smiling is contagious. If he sees you smiling, most guys will have the reaction to do it back.
Key: Keep eye-contact, while smiling. This keeps the tension in the air flirty and fun. <3
 
3. Approach him.
Don't run up to him .. just casually get closer to him and be friendly.
Start out with a simple greeting. (:
 
4. Take a deep breath before you talk to him.
Seems pointless, but it does help calm down the nerves.
 
5. Joke and be fun, but don't try too hard, or you'll make a fool out of yourself.
Just act like he's your friend. (I think I tried too hard.) ~**Note: She means with her ex-boyfriend. Meh, he was a douche anyway. =3
 
6. Don't act weird unless that is your personality.
Laugh occasionally at what the guy says, he'll be happy to know that you find him funny. If he enjoys the attention, he'll be more likely to hang out with you again.  
 
7. Make eye contact.
Sure, it may be scary, but this will help him know how you feel. Make sure you are smiling while you do it, and do not do it for too long. It's not a staring contest, just a quick look. >W<
 
8. Be nice to him.
Guys don't like it when you're mean. (I bet your puwinsu doesn't like Usa, cause' she's mean.) ~**Note: Usa's the good ol' purinsu-snatcher at my school. If you have one of these, don't fret. You can be better than them with all these tips.~
Be pleasant and don't pick at him. If he's not the shy type, you can kind of tease him in a friendly, funny way if they are pretty silly themselves.
 
9. Be yourself
Don't pretend to be someone you are not for the guy. You want him to like you for you, right?
 
10. If you are out with a group, make sure you also talk to your other friends.
He may find it uncomfortable.
 
11. Let him do some of the chasing too. 
Guys enjoy a challenge, so don't make it too easy to be with you, but don't make it too hard.
Just be casual. :3
 
12. Remember, you are an awesome girl, who will make an awesome guy be proud being with you.
If you get rejected, do not be upset, just move on. (Like Koi - chii)
 
13. Try asking him if he knows someone you do know.
It's a simple thing, and fairly easy to do if you sum up the courage. (Don't try Usa, or me! Lol. xD)
Try to bend it into a light conversation, but don't make it obvious. If he seems uninterested, 
 
14. Think about what you want to say to him before you talk to him, practice your expressions and sentences to mold it into a friendly manner.
Of course its impossible if you have nothing to talk about, but  you have to think of something!
Like, Japan ~ >w< ~**Note: Mai purinsu's Japanese. No, I don't like him just cuz of that xD It's just a nice bonus >w</
 
15. Gently brush his arm or something while passing.
Not too hard, just like it was an accident. It'll get him thinking. Try brushing off pretend fuzz or picking off a pretend hair. Make him comfortable with contact gradually.
 
16. Remember not to laugh at everything he says.
It'll annoy him.
 
17. Compliment him.
Make him feel good but don't compliment him too much ; He might get annoyed.
 
18. Try to talk to him about things he likes that makes small talk easier, and he'll catch on and will be more involved in the conversation.
 
19. Don't annoy him.
It is a possible way that he won't want to talk to you anymore. Don't stalk him, no one likes someone following their every move.
 
20. Almost every guy will fall at the look of a pretty girl.
Give him this chance. Be open with him and let him fall. After all, you like him right?
 
There you have it guys! Koi-chan, you're the best! =D